When you are the weather guy, you can sometimes just sit in the Storm Center and shake your head as the news is being read. Just in the past 48 hours, some crazy news has surfaced.
First... poor Lindsay Lohan and the rest of her girl squad. She has everything going for her and flushes it down the toilet for some cocaine and excessive booze. Why do these girls not have people to drive them around? If I were that rich (and did not get car sick), I would get a driver to drive me everywhere I went! Shooooot.... I'd ride in a helicopter if I were that rich! I won't even get started on the Britney Spears and fried chicken story! Justin Timberlake has to be glad that he dropped that weirdo. A few years back, she was a pretty girl and now she is pegging out on the skankometer.
Second... Drunk astronauts? Are you kidding me? We have people flying space shuttles intoxicated! How much does a shuttle cost anyways? I would not let anyone drive my old pickup truck intoxicated, let alone a space shuttle that was paid for by taxpayers. I love space exploration, but we spend way too much money on NASA. All of us should be extremely upset when they screw up.
Third... Sagging pants being illegal. Do we really need a law for this? I absolutely despise seeing pants sagging down, BUT I'm not sure we need a law. My wife made a good point last night. If we ban sagging pants, then we also need to ban some of the shorts that girls (mainly teenagers) are wearing around town. How do these fathers allow their girls out of the house like that? I know my boys will not be sagging their pants!
There are few more stories that have bugged me this week, but I'll stop here. Speaking of bugs, are we covering the "mosquito" story too much or do you find interesting? Just wondering...