Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Man, It's HOT!

I must admit, it took me a second or two to "get" this cartoon! Pretty funny, huh? This morning we had a news story out of New York about workers that are not going to be working over the next few days because it was too humid! Let those folks come to Alabama one summer... they'll eventually quit crying up there! They may be hot and humid for a couple of days up there, but we will be hot and humid until September!

The weather will get rather boring over the next few weeks. Hot & Humid... A Few PM Storms. The only thing that really keeps us on our toes this time of the year is the tropics. Hopefully we do not see anymore hurricanes! Take it easy and check on the elderly! Here are some jokes to get you through the heat today...

It's SO HOT.....
-the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

-the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

-farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

-the cows are giving evaporated milk.

-the trees are whistling for the dogs. (think that one over!)

-you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

-you can make instant sun tea.

-you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

-the temperature drops below 90, you feel a bit chilly.

-you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.

-you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.

-you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

-you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

-you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

-hot water now comes out of both taps.

-it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.

-you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

-you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.

-no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.

-your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

-you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

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